So, I almost cut off my finger…
On Monday night, I was possessed by a strong urge to trim an overgrown hedge in my backyard. This ended in mass quantities of gushing blood, a trip to the hospital, and no less than 15 stitches. I lost my balance and managed to nearly sever the top part of my right ring finger off. TALENT!
Just wanted to say thanks to all my friends, family, and co-workers for their well wishes and awesome ideas for how we can make this a cooler story. For now, we’re going with I live an underground life as a Russian knife fighter. Keep the ideas comin’, y’all.
