Home ownership
Today, I spent a solid 8 hours killing dandelions and digging grass out of the cracks in my driveway. If there was ever any doubt in my mind that the government wants us to own homes to control us, it is gone.
The worst part? I feel really good about how nice my lawn is going to look this summer after I lay down more seed. That’s how you know they’ve really gotcha.
(Mostly kidding)
